but I’m not into iasip………………..

i kno bruh
i thought maybe someone else would do that for me…..

 

megay:

HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS IN 3 EASY STEPS

STEP 1: purposefully bump into girl(make sure you are typing into your calculator while doing this)

STEP 2: say “im sorry. i didnt see you, i was taking inventory of all my lizards”

STEP 3: make sure she sees the number 42069666 on the screen

(Источник: teshima--junta)

 

Full body shots of Honey Lemon

(Источник: hxneylemon)

 

legolas-the-party-elf ответил(a) на ваш пост “do the matching icons thing with me ;A;”

BUT

but what??

 

euo:

glitteringgoldie:

konnichiwa. steven spielberg desu.

I HAT EHTI SVIDEO

 
kingcheddarxvii:

borlax:

now this is what Im talkin about 

So you like sick ducks do you? Does laughing at sick, bloated ducks make you feel like a big man?? If this is the kind of web content you like then you sir are a miserable waif

kingcheddarxvii:

borlax:

now this is what Im talkin about 

So you like sick ducks do you? Does laughing at sick, bloated ducks make you feel like a big man?? If this is the kind of web content you like then you sir are a miserable waif

(Источник: zoo.org.au)

 

balladoftarby:

bacoose:

For the love of clip art please watch this.

"I make my own economy" holy fucking shit

 

now i’ve seen every single episode of iasip and you know what does that mean

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daretocomply:

ice-cream-and-cigarettes:

achievement-hunter:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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#IT IS NOW AUGUST

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do the matching icons thing with me ;A;

 
REALEST zodiac sign stuff
Aries: self-centred competitive cunts but still sweet
Taurus: nice as heck but dont show much emotions and eat way too much
Gemini: smooth lunatic manipulative assholes but geniuses
Cancer: dependant, emotionally unstable lullabies and probably the nicest persons you know
Leo: most generous and selfish at the same time attention whores
Virgo: steady fuckers that probably have an OCD
Libra: double-faced childish bitches but they know how to look good tho
Scorpio: paranoid psychos that think about dry humping all day long
Sagittarius: funny but rude, one night stands big winner
Capricorn: the best. the absolute best. everyone else go home. capricorn wins bye
Aquarius: weird hipsters that always try to sound deep and different but VERY open-minded
Pisces: sensible compulsive liars, daydreamers and super gentle but hypocrites
 
NOW YOU KNOW THE SECRET OF BEING POPULAR

*lana del rey’s “fucked my way up to the top” playing in the bg*